标题:
穿短裙的好处多!
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作者:
shjosh
时间:
2005-4-19 22:19
标题:
穿短裙的好处多!
经理从国外出差回来，发现本公司女员工的裙子越来越短，便未经董事会决定，私自在公司下发禁止女员工裙子过短的文件。在不大的公司引起了轩然大波。
财务部：将考虑为那些衣不覆体的员工申请困难补助业务部。实践证明，裙子的长短与我们公司的业务量成反比.
开发部：裙子越短，成本越低，但销量越好。我们的产品也应当向这方面转型。
总师办：不管你穿长裙还是短裙，能拿出好的产品不穿也行。
秘书处：穿短裙容易加班。
组装车间：从短裙中我们得到启发，我们的产品包装也应如此吸引顾客。
机加车间：由于短裙不易被设备夹住，大大减少了工伤事故，建议短裙为下次本车间工作服。
食堂：坐着就餐的人数增加，边吃饭边看报纸的人数减少。
独身宿舍：短裙的出现使我们室内的光照充足。（凉衣服不挡光线了）
人事部：由于最近员工穿短裙的增加，近期内长期旷工的人数减少。
资料室：资料表明，浓缩的就是精华。
卫生室：近期发生在本公司的流行感冒与短裙无关，但近期无故跌倒的人数增加。
微机室：员工们自己维修电脑的兴趣空前高涨！
后勤部：1、强烈建议公司地面重新铺装高档地砖；2、可以停止划拨公司空调维修费用，降低公司开支。
短裙族发现：与司机外出公干，他们总是有意无意的换挡。
电梯工发现：电梯总是人为损坏，而大多数员工喜欢爬楼梯。
保洁员发现：擦玻璃时男同志报名人数大大增加，员工们自觉捡拾地上杂物的风气已经流行。
作者:
111qazwsx
时间:
2005-4-20 00:19
招数不同目的以至,支持楼主.
作者:
frank001
时间:
2005-4-20 00:42
值得学习,哈哈哈
作者:
zz
时间:
2005-4-21 12:32
有效率就好
作者:
男人好色
时间:
2005-4-21 13:54
呵呵 好东西
作者:
banzi
时间:
2005-5-3 12:28
QUOTE:
Originally posted by
111qazwsx
at 2005-4-20 01:25
招数不同目的以至,支持楼主.
作者:
guyidao315
时间:
2005-5-3 13:07
hao
作者:
woshiren123
时间:
2005-5-5 08:54
标题:
我还没上班呢！
这个问题还是不懂啊！为什么呢！
作者:
20380999
时间:
2005-5-5 12:41
标题:
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作者:
米老鼠
时间:
2005-5-5 21:13
歪里邪说
作者:
长征
时间:
2005-5-6 00:22
标题:
是吗？
没有见过好的东西吧？
作者:
bbyn
时间:
2005-5-15 16:24
真的不错！值得大力推广
作者:
facefaceface
时间:
2005-5-19 23:36
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作者:
xxf0822
时间:
2005-6-2 14:39
哈哈
作者:
jinyilei
时间:
2006-2-19 13:34
这才是好东西吗
支持
作者:
mahayu123
时间:
2006-4-9 06:01
值得学习
提高效率！
作者:
buyanfangqi
时间:
2006-4-9 10:01
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作者:
落日狂龙
时间:
2006-4-9 12:53
好东西真有意思支持下
作者:
tu0zi
时间:
2006-4-11 01:16
值得借鉴学习啊！！
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